Ahhh, Twitter. Darwinian. Now that I've been on for six months, I'm more aware of the subtleties of tweets like hashmarks and alternate desktop applications such as
Seesmic and
TweetDeck. They're particularly helpful in managing the @ tweets. I hate to miss one and I have in the past. Embarrassing but true, because I'm on/off alot due to the work load.
My retroactive exploration includes my tweet count and my use of language. The Marine had a great tweet this morning: if you're wondering why you have a small amount of followers, analyze your past forty tweets. So I did, objectivity being close to godliness in twitterverse and the key to success. Since I am my harshest critic,
of course mine need finessing. For the purposes of public comment, I chose five tweets to share here:
Tweet No 1: "Morning! Puttering about today."
Verdict: Good lord. Really? That's the best I could come up with? I needed more caffeine before I posted. What I should have said was "Morning twitterverse! Pencil, pad of paper, and color wheel in hand to design personal, new clip art for blog and presos." Then I could have followed that with the tools I was using to create 'em.Tweet No 2: "Interesting commentary in this week's Time on "The Future of Work", esp. Silicon Valley. "Is the next big thing cloud computing?"
Verdict: Why am I commenting on a comment regarding cloud computing derived from a print medium? That doesn't even make sense.Tweet No 3: "Webinar: Strategic information Management: Beyond Personal Information. Sponsored by IAPP. Focus on GE."
Verdict: I could have expanded further to include real-time details, but unfortunately I was interrupted several times (as usual!) and heard about 20% of it. I almost deleted the tweet above because I couldn't contribute anything from it in real time, which is the usual expectation.Tweet No 4: "Admiring one of the Met's newer exhibits: Period Rooms in the New American Wing http://bit.ly/WdlsN"
Verdict: Nerd alert: the above tweet was a guilty pleasure just for me. I was a historian first. Also, I'd love to go to New York soon, so I've been scoping out sites to visit.Tweet No 5: "Ha! Adele misses me. That's sweet."
Verdict: About three of my followers know who Adele is. Ridiculous, self-absorbed tweet. Not at all in the spirit of those who I admire so much and follow. ANYWAY, you can see the above needs some work. After calculations, I discerned I like about 15% of my tweets.
At the end of this six month period, I'm most surprised at my sense of possessiveness over my group of followers. I don't know if it's the subconscious influence of reality tv, but I find myself sometimes writing for my audience to keep them. For example, I follow a ballerina in San Francisco; therefore, I tweet occasionally that I'm watching a certain performance or that I'm picking up tickets to the Colorado Ballet. She sometimes posts in Russian, which I find fascinating, so I continue to follow her. Conversely, I fear tweeting any remarks on certain subjects, based on that old nugget, "Never discuss religion or politics with a friend". For example, I attend daily Mass, but that's not a tweet I ever send for fear of ostracizing those who I think of as professional colleagues. I wouldn't mention it to a colleague at work every day I attend; why would I post it in twitterverse?
In fact, if I had to graph it, I would probably design an end user's comfort with Twitter similar to an end user's comfort with an ERMS: two bell curves. First trough: you've signed on, you're anxious, you want to tweet well. Moving up the bell curve: you're making mistakes, you're anxious, you don't get it. First crest: you say, ahh, I don't get it...I'm out. Ride the crest to the second trough because you don't tweet; your account is static for a lengthy period of time (mine was about two months, I think). Second trough to second crest: you're back...you have a better understanding. You delicately use hashmarks, the FollowFriday thing, still making mistakes but it's better and you may be using one of the other platforms or may link Twitter and FaceBook. You feel more connected; besides, your list of followers expands...you've got to keep tweeting now! Second crest to third trough: that feeling of anxiousness is gone and you're completely comfortable. You ask the same as your followers: what's life beyond Twitter like? What's next? Anyone found it yet?
Remember, thanking your followers in twitterverse is a delicate objective. You run a serious risk of sounding "like a boor" as one of my followers tweeted, no matter how altruistic the intent. Twitter requires greater finesse than a verbal conversation. Be delicate, sharp, expert, and fascinating and you keep your group. You have only 140 characters to make a first impression every time you tweet, not just when someone decides to follow you; they could leave you anytime. Twitter is the most extraordinary real time experiment in what I've always suspected: we all have a real estate value. For better or for worse, Twitter counts that value in the number of followers.